Rachel Patterson, Neighbor

I'm a junior currently attending Great Oak High School. If you have absolutely no idea what school I am referring to, then I'm sorry, there's no hope for you. (It's near Pechanga Casino). To prevent innocent readers from having to endure a page of my laundry list of sporadic interests/ activities, I shall refrain from doing so.  The basic trait one must know, (and probably could infer from this bio) is that I am one of the most sarcastic and cynical people alive. Logically, I strategically place sarcasm into my articles. So, hopefully my many journalistic musings will be enjoyed:)